The COVID maniacs continue to complain about people, mostly the folks from closed gyms, going to the beach and trying to be healthy: Playing in the sun, getting Vitamin D, building immunity, things like that.
Local madman Conspiracy Dave continues his juxtaposition on the issue, and this time I meet with him outside near closing time (he always comes around closing time).
Now he has a full respirator on and is convinced this is, in fact, a Chinese bio-weapon that has yet to be turned on to its full capacity. He proceeds to tell me a long-winded theory about the virus and “I’m sure you know what I mean” and “you probably know more about this than I do,” and talks of all the preventative medications he’s taking from when the virus “turns on.”
And, sure, I do know more about this than he does. I know it’s all a ruse, all a media-driven hyped calamity to get people to conform to a one-world government. (This will start to dawn on a large percentage of people in about a year or so).
And, yes, people are dying… from the flu.
A recent Boston Globe (yuck) over-the-top front page profiled all the obituaries from the pandemic (all newspapers make money off obituaries) and—lo-and-behold—the average age of death “from COVID” was 82 years-old.
The average life expectancy in America is around 79 and-a-half.
So, in Massachusetts at least, the average age of death “from COVID” was over the average American life-expectancy.
Anyway it was all fun to watch what happened around me (and what people had convinced themselves was true) and so, this account you’re reading here.
And, hence the title: THE INVENT-ORY. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Next week July ends and the end of the month in the COVID year only means one thing: Moving. Boxes… (and gigantic TVs):